We dedicated this Spider Web Motorcycle Helmet description to you
Mr. Vincent Price...Wherever you are.
Leaving Lepidoptera... Please don't touch the display, little boy.
Oh-ho-ho... cute. Moving to the next aisle, we have Arachnida, the
spiders, our finest collection. This friendly, little fellow is the
Heptithilidae, unfortunately harmless. Next to him... the nasty
Lycosa Raptoria. His tiny fangs cause creeping ulcerations of the
skin. And here... my prize, The Black Widow. Isn't she lovely? And
so deadly. Her kiss is fifteen times as poisonous as that of the
rattlesnake. You see, her venom is highly neuro-toxic. Which is to
say that it attacks the central nervous system; causing intense
pain, profuse sweating, difficulty in breathing, loss of
conciousness, violent convulsions, and, finally... uh, death. You
know, what I think I love the most about her is her in-born need to
dominate, posess. In fact, immediately after the consummation of
her marriage to the smaller and weaker male of the specie, she
kills and eats him. Oo-hoo, she is delicious! (And I hope he was.)
If I may put forward a slice of personal phylosophy, I feel that
Man has ruled this world as a stumbling, demented child-king long
enough! And as his empire crumbles, my precious Black Widow shall
rise as his most fitting successor!
Lightweight, composite fiberglass shell
Plush Moisture Absorbent Interior
High Gloss finish with silver skulls
4 air vents
Shorty shields are also available for all Shorty Helmets. See the
Shorty Shield listing for price information.
Available in all sizes XS-XXL.
|6-5/8 - 6-3/4|
6-7/8 - 7
7-1/8 - 7-1/4
7-3/8 - 7-3/4
7-5/8 - 7-7/8
7-7/8 - 8
|20-87 - 21.26 in.|
21.27 - 22.05 in.
22.06 - 22.83 in.
22.84 - 23.62 in.
23.63 - 24.41 in.
24.42 - 25.20 in.